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Sloan Slated
Past Stories from our hard hitting beat reporter
The Good Rumor Man - Andrysiak to Un-Retire
Possibly
By Sloan Barber
AP Correspondent
Chicago, IL
They say you can’t keep a good man down, or for that matter out of
baseball too long without that sudden urge to swing the lumber again. In
a surprise move announced by Deans Foods today, they have given Ted
Andrysiak the permission to negotiate with the Evergreen Park
Diamondbacks on the premise that Ted has stated that he may come out of
retirement. When asked why he felt the need to get back into the game,
Ted responded – “I was getting a little stale and needed that adrenaline
rush again, I thought I could satisfy it by trying out for the Dean’s
‘True Moo’ Milkman but after falling short in the final round of
auditions I thought maybe baseball would bring back that hunger for
competition”. When asked what he could accomplish by making a comeback,
Ted said “I figured if I could lead the team in batting average once
again like the one season I did, maybe it could lead to further
propositions”. Upon hearing this Deans Foods has contemplated releasing
a new ice cream flavor called Andrysi -YAK. A spinoff of their popular
‘Moose Tracks’ stable , with ingredients still in the works. Due to the
nature of negotiations the terms of Ted’s contract have not been
disclosed yet.
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